Diems gets a little wild...(and pays the price!)

Hey Lovers! Gosh, I have definitely been having way to much fun. Sunday night was the downhill point I think.. Me and my bestie Britt went to see a local band play and I thought it would be a fabulous idea to drink 4 shots of jager (my stomach churns just typing that!) to start with. Then the band got down playing so we were partying with them, Diem downs more jager. I get horny and im sitting on a table and my one guy is fingering my pussy and some other guy who I didnt know was fingering my ass and I think they were trying to make me squirt. I also think someone poured beer in my pussy..I really dont remember. Eitheway sitting on the table getting fingered was my last clear memory. Supposidely after that I started giving my one guy head in front of his band and he was about to fuck me but then I started getting all sloppy and falling around and more people came down to where we were partying so he picked me up and had to carry me to the car. I was told me were hanging out at this one guys apt and I started throwing up all over myself and someone had to give me a bath (lol!) Sooo, the next morning I wake up, no idea where I am or who im with. Me and my guy go back to his place and I sleep and throw up all day. Well, until 9pm, he has to go to work and I was GOING to get dropped off at my car. Uhm that didnt work out. My car got towed because I forgot/ was to drunk to remember I couldnt leave my car there over night. My phone is completely dead at this point my charger is in my car which is towed. My friend ended up being late for work because he had to drop me off at my apartment. My bestie Britt picked me up the next morning and I had to pay my fine get my car and get my phone working. All and all by Tue afternoon everything was back to normal again but geez what an adventure. Needless to say, I think im gonna be sober for a little while for sure. Even now I feel better, but oh my god seriously fuck ohio allergies. I literally cannot breathe at all :( Hmm whatelse.. Oh! I go back to LA May 20-June 10 so fingers crossed ill be doing alot of shooting =) Oh yah and Cleveland sports officially suck (not that they didnt before..) but yah seriously Cavaliers choke for reals. Whatevs atleast I still got my Red Sox. Well thats it for now. Talk to ya guys later. Loves!

Wondertwins Reunite!

I am back in Ohio. Yep, you heard me =) Going to the airport was a nightmare though! I went to check in at the wrong place and had to take a shuttle bus to get to the right one then security was taking forever. THEN, they scan my bag and have to check it because a sensor went off. Apparently they thought my vibrator was a weapon. I almost peed myself laughing. So after I got through and found my gate I took a Zanex to sleep easier. Honest to goodness, I remember getting on the plane being aggervated everyone was in my way, getting to my seat then some gentlemen waking me up in Cleveland. I have absolutely zero memory of taking off, landing, switching flight and boarding my next plane then the whole take off land thing. I also apparently, wrote "Just getting on next flight. Still kinda fucked up. Cali drugs are the best hands down." on my facebook. I have no memory of that whatsoever. I really do amaze myself sometimes. Eitherway, I got back to Cleveland! I spend some time with my little sister and we organized my new apartment then got lunch. I saw my bestie/wondertwin Brittany after. We were out and went in a bathroom with a clear chalk board and chalk. You best bet I promoted myself hardcore! My night was definitely made =) I came home and got off with my hitachi vibrator 4 times now im laying here in bed bout to fall asleep. Talk to ya'll tommorow!
xO Diem

(And yes, I am well aware my cavs lost. I am quite bitter)

Me and Vanessa almost burned down the house!

So Vanessa and I were hanging out this morning and we had a catastrophe! Last night she took a shower and hung the towel over a lamp (that we thought wasnt working). So, this morning we were hanging out and we smelled this awful burning smell. We flipped out checked the whole room to see if something was burning we unplugged everything and the smell wouldnt go away! Eventually we broke down and called Derek and told him something was burning so he rushed home. At this point we are sitting in the living room because the room smells awful. Derek goes upstairs to look and see whats up he calls us up. Apparently that lamp DID work! He takes the towel off and its black and all burned up! He was pissed and yelled and said it was careless and we couldnt possibly have been so stupid. So after he left me and Vanessa just started laughing hysterically, we NEVER even thought to check the lamp. But yah, we almost burned down Derek's house..can you say blacklisted?! hahaha!

xO Diem

Absolute Worst Night of My Life..

Hey Blog World! So yah, im about 95% certain I have pneumonia. I woke up Friday morning hella sick. I had a scene then I came home and slept all day. Then saturday I literally lounged around and slept all day and thats exactly what im doing today as well. Anyways, last night me and Vanessa watched the Cavs game (they won, I was so happy I had to blog about it LOL) anywho me and her got really high, she had to leave and do a job so I was laying in bed sick and outta my mind. I ended up passing out and woke up around midnight in the worse pain ever. I managed to pass out again but woke up at 2am wanting to die. I was curled up in a ball on the floor crying. I needed to go to the ER like righ then but none of the other girls was home and quite frankly im terrifed of Derek so I didnt wanna wake him up so I just cried on the phone to my mother for the longest time..lol dont ya love family? hahah. But I managed to live, so thats good. Once i get home I have every intention of leaving the airport and going straight to the hospital though. Ugh. Some help me get better! =)

xoxoxox
Diem

Cavs win game1

Haha yep! I told ya so :) Everyone is making fun of me for being a Cleveland fan and saying that the celtics were gonna take it. (I may be a Red Sox fan but thats as far is it goes)So yep I was pretty thrilled. Me and my girly Vanessa were trapped at the model house so we watched it on TV and got really high lol. I come home Tue so I have every intention of going to a game while im in town =)

Go Cavs!

Sick little sex monster..

Hey guys! Im currently laying in bed watching Vanessa Cage trying to jump in her jeans. Theres always something to laugh at here :) Anywho today is definitely a lounge around in bed day. I woke up yesterday morning so sick. To make it better, I shot for Cumshot Suprise that morning. For those of you who dont know, the scene consists of a girl getting drenched in fake cum (water and flour). My part was the "main extra". Another girl was there who got fucked and cum shot all over her face by like 3 dudes and a TON of fake stuff, my role was I licked it off her face gargled it and spit it back into her mouth. NOT FUN WHEN SICK. I wanted to die, for reals. One of the LA Direct drivers picked me up who was actually hella hot but I was so sick I was like okay whatever im not talking and going to sleep hahaha. Aside from that, I'm coming back to Ohio in 3 days so im super excited :) One of my best friends Stephanie left me the funniest drunk vmail last night that made me miss home alot then my other girly Maria just texted me right now and ugh I miss home sooo much. I love LA as far as work, other than that everything is too spread out and far away plus (no offense la peeps) LA people are hella rude and stuck on themselves. Midwest people are way more real. On a different note, my Cavs play tonight! Super excited to watch them beat Boston..woot! Well thats it for now, talk to ya guys later. xoxoxox