Cali Boys Suck..My Weeks Sexual Evaluation

Ohio boys fuck better than Cali boys. Its a fact. Lets review my week..
-Thursday I met this guy at the pool. He was hot and seemed cool at first so I thought "whatever, I'll give him my number". Later that night he picks me up and we go to a house party, which in itself was pretty lame. Ugh, this guy was arrogant and thought he was the shit because he was some kinda proskater or whatever, plus no personality. I mean whatever it's cool, you don't have to talk as long as you can fuck good its cool. Yah, negative on that one too. For starters he was really small. I mean, I can't deepthroat to well and I was able to take every inch of him in my mouth so yahhhh. Anywho, after that he goes to fuck me and he was small so that kinda sucked then to top it off he came in about 2 minutes tops. He goes "I haven't fucked in over a month, sorry about that". I call bullshit! Your cocky as fuck and a "pro-skater" and you picked me up like it was nothing so yah you, you definitely got laid within the week. You just suck. No excuses.
-Saturday I met this DJ while I went to go tan. He had decent game and seemed like he was a somebody so I gave him a shot. He picked me up and we went to dinner then we were going to go to this one club. It was kinda early so we went to his house and hung out for a little bit. By hangout I mean fuck. Ehh, so so at best. He was on the smaller end, not really small but not what I am accustom too. He lasted longer than skaterboy, not by much though. Probably like 5-7 minutes. Lame. Plus just no rhythm and definitely not a good technique. In other words, fail.
Seriously though, whats a girl gotta do around here for a good fuck I mean come on! I'm halfway tempted to jump on a plane and visit a worthwhile bootycall in Vegas for a weekend geez. At least my Ohio boys know how to fuck. Thats for certain. Hah, porn has sooo spoiled me. I love it :)